On Jan 6th, we are commemorating the baptism of Jesus Christ. Hardly anyone pays attention to (any) baptism ceremony and instead the focus is on those celebration which follow.
Here is a real life scenario:
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of food and desserts for all of our guests."
"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've stocked my kegerator with a half barrel keg of domestic beer. My bar is filled with a case of Scotch whiskey, Russian Vodka, French wine, tequila for margaritas and cocktails. I've also arranged for the following drinking games - Quarters, FUBAR, California Kings, Beer Pong and finally Flip, Sip or Strip."