Two men were seated next to each other on a delayed flight and wanted to strike a conversation.
After breezing through the on-flight magazine, the first man turned to the other and asked, "What do you do?" The gentleman replied: “I am a pastor of a church.”
“Oh,” said the first man quickly. “I don’t believe in this religious stuff. It’s for kids, you know, like the song ‘Jesus Loves Me This I know, for the Bible tells me so….’”
The minister politely laughed and asked the other man what he did for a living.
“I am an astronomer at the University,” said the first man.
“Oh, that stuff,” said the minister. “I thought it was just for kids, you know – ‘Twinkle, twinkle little star….’”